Drawn in by the smell of pizza, the boar snatched a yellow bag on the beach and hauled tail the other way. The owner of the bag, which had his laptop in it, was not willing to let his belongings become lunch and made haste to catch the hungry pig After a cardboard box slowed the boar down, the man made some noise by clapping and banging sticks he'd picked up off the ground and the boar dropped the bag. The man was able to retrieve the unharmed laptop and the boar left, still looking for a snack. When the sunbather returned victoriously, he was met with applause from everyone who had seen the wild chase. Yesterday at the lake in Berlin I saw a real hero.